Valentine's thoughts for singles

Today's the most "coupley" day on the calendar -- Valentine's Day. So what about us single people? Here are a few thoughts the rest of us (equally applicable for men & women) can smile about.

• "I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too -- for being married so many times." ~ Elizabeth Taylor
• "Keep in mind that no matter how cute and sexy a guy is, there's always some woman somewhere who's sick of him." ~ Carol Henry
• "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him." ~ Cher
• "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates

Happy Valentine's Day everybody!